wouldn't it be nice?

Things I have learned in my step aerobics class

When you take step aerobics, plan on being from Mesa or Gilbert, Arizona. Otherwise, you are definitely the odd man out.

If you are engaged, welcome to the step aerobics family.

Don't worry if the teacher is younger than you are and was also recently engaged over the break. In Paraguay.

Phrases like, "You'll totally like this! I promise!" and "We'll listen to cool hip hop songs that you're all familiar with, like ____ and ____!" are thrown around frequently.

Non-Cougarettes need not apply.